#8864

79

Jan. 5, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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Piper: I like your second answer better because it's right

#8781

1818

Dec. 1, 2020, 1:40 p.m.

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Piper: So have you guys fallen in love yet? // silence Piper: No? Okay, so you might not be able to relate to this.

#8780

35

Dec. 1, 2020, 1:39 p.m.

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Piper: I know I've probably *bored you guys to tears* Piper: But that's my job Piper: I have a special disposition to bore people to tears Piper: And I *struggle* with that every class

#8758

46

Nov. 17, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Piper: I'd rather you guys agree with me, because it makes my life easier

#8756

1212

Nov. 17, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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Piper: So does anyone have any quick questions before we go on? // Long pause Piper: Any ... slow questions?

#8743

08

Nov. 13, 2020, 1:31 p.m.

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// Student 1 posted his answers in text-based communication, frustrating Piper // Piper reveals teacher-answers, which conflict with Student 1's Piper: You guys don't realize this, but I -- I paid [Student 1] to give you this answer. Piper: Does anyone know *why* I paid [Student 1] to give you an answer different from mine? Student 2: To sow confusion. Piper: That's it. I wanted to make you so confused that [don't remember].

#8705

1113

Oct. 30, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Piper: I love homework. Piper: I love doing it. Piper: That's why I assign it.

#8688

88

Oct. 23, 2020, 3:07 p.m.

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Piper: And this is the fun about mathematics: all the calculations. Piper: Some of you like all the conceptual stuff, like spending three days proving 1 = 1.

#8667

35

Oct. 16, 2020, 2:09 p.m.

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Piper: If you give me a coffee cup, it'll make me want to go to Starbucks. Piper: And since I can't exactly go to Starbucks in the middle of class, doing it is cruel and inhuman. Piper: If you do, I will remember it when designing the next quiz... mwhahaha...

#8644

1818

Oct. 9, 2020, 3:19 p.m.

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// Talking about a binary tree -- root at top, leaves at bottom Piper: You might see this structure in your family; your family tree ... Piper: It maaay be upside-down.