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Oct. 11, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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// commentary on seeds growing well when watered with diet coke Duval: You did something magic to them! Carlos: We gave them love. Duval: Well, see -- now that's another variable!



Feb. 10, 2021, 11:15 a.m.

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Goldman: Of course we have the high holy day of love-capitalism on Sunday, so take care of the ones you love.



Dec. 1, 2020, 1:40 p.m.

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Piper: So have you guys fallen in love yet? // silence Piper: No? Okay, so you might not be able to relate to this.



Oct. 18, 2017, 1:44 p.m.

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//Talking about Han Chinese romance novels Whitacre: love never dies, it just gets stupid



Sept. 13, 2017, 10:01 p.m.

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Rose: (introducing a premise in Logic) So, your mother loves you or your father loves you. Hopefully, they both do, but that's why you have two parents.



March 23, 2017, 9:09 p.m.

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//On the bus a few weeks ago, after a realization Telon: I thought you said you didn't want to go to prom? //grinning Shriyash: Well minds change, you know.



Jan. 5, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.



Feb. 13, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

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Moose: If my kids were hungry, I would steal. If my kids were cold, I would steal clothes. In those circumstances, would I die? Yeah, in a heartbeat.



Sept. 28, 2011, 10:15 p.m.

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Stein: So I was trying to find a good example of a real life exponential function. Bacteria doesn't work. And money doesn't work, it eventually runs out. So I could only think of one: Love.



Oct. 13, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

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Piper: Angelina! Stop playing Rock Paper Scissors with George! Lenny: Ooh La La! Piper: Rock Paper Scissors is how Magnet Students romance...