Kaluta: people thought the third-pounder [burger] was smaller than the quarter-pounder, because “oh four is less than three!” Kaluta: this is why so many people died of covid.
//measuring resistance of a lightbulb Kaluta: [to Tiancheng] you’re going to hold it Tiancheng: I’m going to hold it? Kaluta: Well *I’m* not going to hold it, it’s gonna get hot!
Kaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?
Kaluta: everyone knows that electrons are red
Kaluta: My friend Paul Metzler once licked a battery. Generally doing that will just tingle. But he had braces, and it went pop. He almost blacked out.
Kaluta: Now let's be honest, some of you are gonna get internships through family friends or even nepotism! Kaluta: And hey, it's just an internship, it's not a crime, it's not the White House Kaluta: Oh did I say that out loud? ;)
Kaluta: Any of you guys like Blairbash?
//Liam is falling asleep in PoE Kaluta: Am I really that boring? //Kilian taps Liam on his shoulder to wake him up Liam: Yes Liam: Wait that's not what I wanted to say.'
//gestures at pumpkin Student: What are those Halloween things called?
//Watching video in POE. Very nicely animated pigeon flies onto the screen Haydn: Nature at its finest Anson: Checkmate Atheists