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Feb. 15, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: people thought the third-pounder [burger] was smaller than the quarter-pounder, because “oh four is less than three!” Kaluta: this is why so many people died of covid.



Feb. 14, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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//measuring resistance of a lightbulb Kaluta: [to Tiancheng] you’re going to hold it Tiancheng: I’m going to hold it? Kaluta: Well *I’m* not going to hold it, it’s gonna get hot!



Feb. 8, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Kaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?

Kaluta really has something against licking the circuitry… //mod note: please learn how to spell important words used in your classes

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Feb. 8, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: everyone knows that electrons are red



Feb. 1, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Kaluta: My friend Paul Metzler once licked a battery. Generally doing that will just tingle. But he had braces, and it went pop. He almost blacked out.

the stories of unsafe behavior continue //mod note: Metzler was abruptly shocked to find that he was abruptly shocked

fot, poe, kaluta



Nov. 4, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now let's be honest, some of you are gonna get internships through family friends or even nepotism! Kaluta: And hey, it's just an internship, it's not a crime, it's not the White House Kaluta: Oh did I say that out loud? ;)



Sept. 30, 2019, 10:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: Any of you guys like Blairbash?



Feb. 12, 2018, 3:14 p.m.

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//Liam is falling asleep in PoE Kaluta: Am I really that boring? //Kilian taps Liam on his shoulder to wake him up Liam: Yes Liam: Wait that's not what I wanted to say.'



Feb. 8, 2018, 11:36 a.m.

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//gestures at pumpkin Student: What are those Halloween things called?



Oct. 5, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

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//Watching video in POE. Very nicely animated pigeon flies onto the screen Haydn: Nature at its finest Anson: Checkmate Atheists