//Liam is falling asleep in PoE Kaluta: Am I really that boring? //Kilian taps Liam on his shoulder to wake him up Liam: Yes Liam: Wait that's not what I wanted to say.'
Piper: Go put down the screen, guys. Haddad: I got it! Simon: No I want to do it! Haddad: Okay, Simon, you can press the button. //Simon presses the red button next to the button that puts down the screen, and then presses the button that puts down the screen Seoyoung: Uh, Ms. Piper, what does the red button do? //Liam runs in Liam: Ms. Piper, all the computers suddenly shut down!
Scott: Ms Duval, look at this. Liam sprayed me! Duval: LIAM! Why would you spray Scott with that? Now he's flammable! Liam: But it's water! Duval: No, not in that container! Liam: Yes it is, I tasted it!
(Speaking in an anecdote) Mr. Klein: So when my wife was planning her wedding- Liam (Interrupting): Wait a minute, planning HER wedding? Not OUR wedding? //Pause Klein: Oh. Well, I showed up and did what they asked me to do!
//In Ms. Gibbonney's first period class, talking about speeches Gibonney: Pretend like you're in 7-11 and you're naked and ALL of the flourescent lights are on you. Liam: That'd be awesome! I'd just walk around and eat stuff and pretend that I'm high. PCP! PCP!