#13639

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Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."

#12988

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Feb. 6, 2024, 2:06 p.m.

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James: What did [Joe Biden] do on Cinco de Mayo? He did nothing. Rakshay: Yeah because he's trying to keep them out, not bring them in.

#12592

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 1:33 p.m.

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Rakshay: Ms. Woodward? Woodward: No, you can't become a pro e-sports player. Rakshay: What do you do for 1B? Woodward: Oh, I thought you were oliver. Class: *laughs*

#12558

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Nov. 20, 2023, 10:57 a.m.

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//sahu is about to erase his board about pigeonhole sort Rakshay: can i take a picture? Sahu: *in creaky high pitched voice* ughhhhh why don't you take notes instead Rakshay: i did Sahu: ok good

#11886

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May 23, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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Sahu: I'm vegetarian Rakshay: do you eat animal crackers?