Paul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?
//Heard heading to the buses. Student: But racism is so funny!
Pham: If I do it again, I turn you guy all black and send you out of the room.
//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.
Student: can I go downstairs to see the brown people? //Brown university was visiting
//Ms. Czap is demonstrating ferrofluid, a messy, black liquid Student: Can I touch it? Czap: No. I'd rather you not go home black. //class laughs