#12683

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Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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//Lodal holds up two rocks, one a shimmery gold beige color, the other one a dark color. Lodal: do you know where the word Muscovite comes from? Class: Moscow Lodal: good. which one would you associate with Russia? Class: the dark one Lodal: NO! Lodal: *whispers* it's russia! there's white people there!

#9055

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March 15, 2021, 2:31 p.m.

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Student 1: How did we go from carrots to Russia Student 2: only the russians know

#7814

614

Dec. 18, 2018, 2:15 p.m.

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Rose: Wait a minute, this is just a remake of Mean Girls but with cartoon Russian dogs!

#3056

1313

March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

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Teacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!

#3046

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March 7, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?

#2564

46

Nov. 17, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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//discussing russian corruption Anastasiya: So there's bribing everywhere.  Just bribe and you can get anything!  If you want a scholarship though, you bribe so much, you may as well pay to attend college directly.

#2072

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Sept. 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Something like six candidates from other parties in Russia have fallen out of window... or gone down in plane crashes.

#2071

55

Sept. 7, 2010, 4 p.m.

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//Explaining the distinction between authority and actual power Mr. Swaney: [Russian President] Medvedev could rule Russia with an iron fist; he could dismiss Putin tomorrow if he wanted to.      Putin's got the Russian Mafia behind him, Medvedev would fall out of a window the next day. So Medvedev has the authority, Putin has the Mafia.