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Nov. 19, 2020, 2:41 p.m.

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Martinez: And if you're saying "what are you" Martinez: It'd be like "I'm a human", "I'm a dog", "I'm a female", ...



Nov. 16, 2020, 9:19 a.m.

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// Kirk holds up dog Kirk: Look! It's my class! // No students have camera on Kirk: It's a bunch of names!



Dec. 18, 2018, 2:15 p.m.

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Rose: Wait a minute, this is just a remake of Mean Girls but with cartoon Russian dogs!



Oct. 3, 2017, 9:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"



April 6, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

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Student1: I don't want a relationship, I want a dog.



May 27, 2015, 9 p.m.

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//Pd, 9 Analysis 1A, trying to describe a certain solid of revolution Student: It looks like one of those dog cones. Rose: You're right. By the way, my parent's dog is wearing one of those. It just got dog surgery--which is, like, really expensive. I would have just moved on and gotten another dog. Class: What!? Rose:'s like 10,000 dollars!



Feb. 21, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.



March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.



May 5, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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Swaney: Hah, yeah, I bought a Mike Vick head for my dog to chew on.



March 3, 2011, 1:52 p.m.

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Gibi: What do you want, Amanda?! Amanda: I want to eat a dog.