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#8763
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⚐ ReportMartinez: And if you're saying "what are you" Martinez: It'd be like "I'm a human", "I'm a dog", "I'm a female", ...
#8747
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⚐ Report// Kirk holds up dog Kirk: Look! It's my class! // No students have camera on Kirk: It's a bunch of names!
#7814
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⚐ ReportRose: Wait a minute, this is just a remake of Mean Girls but with cartoon Russian dogs!
#6715
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"
#5500
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⚐ Report//Pd, 9 Analysis 1A, trying to describe a certain solid of revolution Student: It looks like one of those dog cones. Rose: You're right. By the way, my parent's dog is wearing one of those. It just got dog surgery--which is, like, really expensive. I would have just moved on and gotten another dog. Class: What!? Rose: Seriously...it's like 10,000 dollars!
#5400
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.
#4066
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⚐ ReportSchafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.