Ms. Selman: //Something about porn coloring books Robert (jokingly): Ms. Selman, I don't know what that (porn) is. Can you explain? Ms. Selman: You can look it up Ms. Selman: I like coloring ...
//AP NSL, Pd 2: /*Selman tells a joke: Man at the zoo: Where are all the monkeys? Zookeeper: It's mating season, they're inside. Man: Would they come out for peanuts? Zookeeper: Would you? */ EHao: I don't get it. EHao: What's a peanut? //Loann & Evan can't believe it EHao: No actually, what the hell is a peanut?
Ms. Selman: Sometimes, I drive around Potomac to help old ladies. I hope that when they die they'll leave me in their will. Haha, I also like to help others. I'm just saying that $50,000 to them is nothing but it would make a big difference in my life...just saying...
Selman: You know, at Blair, there are some very identifiable groups. There are the Asians, the Nerds, the Black kids... Student: That's so racist. Selman: I guess. Anyway, when I was in high school, I never fit in. (Class awwws) Selman: I was a cheerleader, but I didn't fit in with the cheerleaders. I was smart, but I didn't fit in with the Nerds. The dirtbags on drugs were nice, but I didn't do drugs. They were all right though, because they were very understanding since they were high all the time.
//in history class, with a substitute Katie: "Who's this woman here that's not Mrs. Selman?" Evan: "I dunno, but it's an improvement."