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#1606

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March 7, 2010, 12:41 p.m.

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Dr. Simel (showing us a powerpoint on Romeo and Juliet): This is Verona, Italy. (setting of play) Ian (new student): It's fair (refrense to line in prolouge we had just read) [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Oh, we're going to have fun in this class [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Not that kind of fun! But we are going to talk about loins in a second.

It was the first day of reading Romeo and Juliet. Lines from prolouge refrenced: "In fair Verona, where we lay our scene..." and "From the fatal louns of these two foes..."

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#1402

66

Jan. 27, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel is telling a story about her son's car accident... Simel: So, the moral of the story is, when you're old enough to drive, don't let a strange man follow you to a hotel and pay for a room!

It's a long story, but basically the car broke down in the middle of nowhere and AAA wouldn't come unless they signed up for a membership, so the tow truck driver took the car to a guy he knew, but the credit card wouldn't work, so he was going to get a hotel room...yeah, it was a pretty sucky night.

car, hotel, simel, cap

#1346

1616

Jan. 17, 2010, 6:20 p.m.

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Simel: So class, I learned something today. Students: What? Simel: I learned that pot sticks to you when it's cold. Don't smoke in the cold! I can tell, because we have a little CAP stoner in this room. I could have gotten high just walking in here.

#1321

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Jan. 14, 2010, 7:15 p.m.

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//In English class, a student is fiddling with a box of tic tacs and a hairband... Dr. Simel: Wait, what is that? Student: What, the tic tacs? Simel: No, the other thing. Student: It's a piece of cloth. Simel: Oh. I thought it might be your comfort blanket or something.

#1266

33

Jan. 6, 2010, 5:09 p.m.

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//Student takes out a graphing calculator while others are finishing a test... Dr. Simel: Hey, that's a nice pho...oh, it's a calculator. Never mind.

#1265

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Jan. 6, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel is wearing blue rubber shoes with puppies on them Student: OMG! Where did you get your shoes? Dr. Simel: Oh, off of German Ebay.

#1250

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Dec. 28, 2009, 9:59 p.m.

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//Part of an email over holiday break from Dr. Simel (after talking about 'climate disruption' and the blizzard)... "Now, I don't know 'bout no 'climate disruption', but I'm thinkin' that wearing our flannel p.j. inside-out on Friday night is the real cause of this "disruption". Again, I don't know....but I'm just saying......."

#1243

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!

#1242

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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//Students are clustered around the door waiting for the bell to ring... Dr. Simel: Hey guys, why are y'all bunched up over there?! You're gonna get, like, swine flu or somethin'! **mutters** Everyone breathin' on each other...

#1239

77

Dec. 21, 2009, 1:10 a.m.

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Dr. Simel at the beginning of class: "Yeah you guys i kinda don't have a lesson plan really made for today, so look at my dogs..."