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Sept. 15, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.



Oct. 18, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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Maria: I don't have a pencil, or a will to live, but at least I have a calculator, so that's nice



Oct. 26, 2012, 6:14 p.m.

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//Students are programming on their calculators while Clay is explaining the essay assignment Clay: And then you will calculate the conclusion on your calculator, and it will be super helpful.



Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...



May 28, 2011, 1:48 p.m.

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//Talking about NASA and how they invented calculators Teacher: Who do you think invented the calculator? Student: You? Teacher: Of course not. If I had invented the calculator, do you think I would be sitting here right now teaching you kids while staring at this ugly thing?



Jan. 14, 2011, 3:53 p.m.

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Duval: I think that's about an 85. Jason: Wait. Yes. No. I think it's an 89. Wait. No. Duval: Anyway, probably about a mid B Jason: NO! You're doing your calculator wrong!



Jan. 13, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Student 1: Do you have a calculator I can use? Student 2: (Pats himself down checking all coat and pants pockets)



Jan. 6, 2010, 5:09 p.m.

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//Student takes out a graphing calculator while others are finishing a test... Dr. Simel: Hey, that's a nice pho...oh, it's a calculator. Never mind.