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#12527

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Nov. 15, 2023, 2:01 p.m.

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Berket: have you ever had any roadkills Justin Rosentover: no Justin: I've never hit anything Justin: except a couple curbs Justin: and a couple kids but...

#12504

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Nov. 10, 2023, 3:57 p.m.

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//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.

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clock, car, thermo, michael, jacobs

#12441

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Nov. 2, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Sahu: what should these two be? Doris: car and tesla Someone: no, do car and truck Sahu: i should do drugs?

#10012

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Feb. 17, 2022, 10:20 a.m.

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Subayi: You ride the bus to school, unless you ride a Mercedes. I had a Mercedes in another life, but in this one I have to bike to school.

#2479

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Pham: Car engine hot! You don't believe me, try it out tonight. When parent get home, pop hood open, stick hand in it, see what happen.

#2226

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: You know Pat Collins? So, Pat Collins calls me during sixth period and begins to interview me... But then he says "I have to go. There's been a shooting on U street," and hangs up.

#2225

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Did I not tell this class already? My car was torched, at four in the morning. Yeah, I wake up, my dog is barking like mad, I open the door, there are firetrucks outside, and my neighbour's like, "Dude, I think your Jeep exploded." Emma Kaufman: Your dog was barking? It must have been a terminator. They KNOW.

#2032

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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham tends to trivialize the learning process Pham: By the way, how many people driving? Sit in car and start steering and thing like that?

#1402

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Jan. 27, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel is telling a story about her son's car accident... Simel: So, the moral of the story is, when you're old enough to drive, don't let a strange man follow you to a hotel and pay for a room!

It's a long story, but basically the car broke down in the middle of nowhere and AAA wouldn't come unless they signed up for a membership, so the tow truck driver took the car to a guy he knew, but the credit card wouldn't work, so he was going to get a hotel room...yeah, it was a pretty sucky night.

car, hotel, simel, cap