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#8533

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Feb. 28, 2020, 1:22 a.m.

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Sloe: What's the circle? Class: Female. Sloe: Right! Because girls are round.

#7528

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June 10, 2018, 9:45 a.m.

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//Carlos Max and Noam are half asleep at 3 am, talking about girls Noam: So Carlos, why are your tastes so weird? Carlos: Have you ever seen Ratatouille? Max: What does that have to do with anything? Carlos: So like, the rat cooks something disgusting for a critic, and the critic starts crying cause it reminded him of his family. I'm like the food critic, only weird. Noam: Wait, what?

#5744

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Jan. 22, 2016, 3:52 p.m.

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Steven: Ugh 9th grade girls are so annoying. //He leans over to get something from his backpack. Carl: Hey, you aren't that bad. //Steven starts to agree then bolts upright

#5459

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April 17, 2015, 11:47 p.m.

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//The day after spring break, when Rose had returned from San Francisco and announced that he was going to work at Google Rose: *frustrated with tedious algebra* This is like.. ugh... Noah: It's okay Mr. Rose. Think of your new job at Google! Rose: That's right, gotta think about the free food... Noah: And girls! Girls work at Google! Rose: Yeah, like, five... Glad that you're watching out for my dating opportunities Komo. Komo: What? Noah said that! Rose: There's a constant stream of sass always coming from this table, so your names are basically interchangeable.

#4795

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March 13, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

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Kusal: I don't consider girls as hot, I consider them as pretty.

#3022

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March 3, 2011, 8:47 p.m.

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Teacher: Girls are so useless. [as an afterthought] Except on Saturday nights.

#2630

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#2491

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Nov. 7, 2010, 1:03 p.m.

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//defining a segment of a circle in math class Teacher: So you take your girlfriend out for pizza. You're going to eat the crust and let your girlfriend eat the pizza, because you're a man, right. //Awkward pause Teacher: Hell no! I'm eating the damn pizza!!

#1854

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May 1, 2010, 10:41 a.m.

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//8thpd studyhall Wylie: Is it just me, or are all the girls here looking better today? Contreras: ...the hell, I think you're right!