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⚐ Report//Carlos Max and Noam are half asleep at 3 am, talking about girls Noam: So Carlos, why are your tastes so weird? Carlos: Have you ever seen Ratatouille? Max: What does that have to do with anything? Carlos: So like, the rat cooks something disgusting for a critic, and the critic starts crying cause it reminded him of his family. I'm like the food critic, only weird. Noam: Wait, what?
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⚐ ReportSteven: Ugh 9th grade girls are so annoying. //He leans over to get something from his backpack. Carl: Hey, you aren't that bad. //Steven starts to agree then bolts upright
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⚐ Report//The day after spring break, when Rose had returned from San Francisco and announced that he was going to work at Google Rose: *frustrated with tedious algebra* This is like.. ugh... Noah: It's okay Mr. Rose. Think of your new job at Google! Rose: That's right, gotta think about the free food... Noah: And girls! Girls work at Google! Rose: Yeah, like, five... Glad that you're watching out for my dating opportunities Komo. Komo: What? Noah said that! Rose: There's a constant stream of sass always coming from this table, so your names are basically interchangeable.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.
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⚐ Report//defining a segment of a circle in math class Teacher: So you take your girlfriend out for pizza. You're going to eat the crust and let your girlfriend eat the pizza, because you're a man, right. //Awkward pause Teacher: Hell no! I'm eating the damn pizza!!
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⚐ Report//8thpd studyhall Wylie: Is it just me, or are all the girls here looking better today? Contreras: ...the hell, I think you're right!