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#11008

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Oct. 19, 2022, 10:05 a.m.

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//P3 Sophomore Bio Glenn: "Alcohol, come back! I need you!"

Context: We were doing a lab that involved adding ethanol to a solution.

biology, alcohol, glenn

#10850

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Sept. 20, 2022, 11:54 a.m.

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// Bio team lecture Caleb: Carbon likes to be friends with itself. Yongle: Just like me!

#10769

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Sept. 7, 2022, 10:07 a.m.

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//Pd. 4 Bio. Glenn is talking about a lab that will happen the next day. Dylan: "What if we are allergic to some of the chemicals used in the lab?" Glenn: "All we will use is water." Dylan: "I'm allergic to water."

#10284

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March 16, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Michael Wang: If you wait until marriage to have sex, you’ll only have sex with your family.

#10228

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March 10, 2022, 10:30 a.m.

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Jeremy: Why do the chickens eat their own poop? Duval: Why not? Jacen: Why don't you eat your poop? //later Duval: Generally, I would advise against eating your poop.

#9993

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Feb. 15, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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Duval: Oh hey look it's Dr. Delaney! // Entire class erupts in applause* // Delaney instantly leaves

#9904

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Duval: What would happen if instead of lactic acid, humans produced ethanol after working out?

#9903

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:22 p.m.

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Duval: Time to make kimchi! // Later Duval: What do students get to do? Massage. Duval: When I had to brine it I didn’t use Blair water. // Duval passes around bag of kimchi paste Duval: You can smell it through your mask Johnny. (Johnny can’t smell it) Duval: Ok you have no sense of smell // later, Ace visibly frozen in disgust as duval prepares kimchi Duval: Talk to me ace! Talk to me!!! // Later, students are making kimchi Andy(While mashing kimchi): Someone be the designated Blairbasher! Duval: Andy that’s your priority? // Johnny starts punching the kimchi into the jar Duval: Yes Johnny, take out that frustration! Whatever’s making you do that, I feel so sorry for you.

#9896

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.

#9874

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Jan. 31, 2022, 2:29 p.m.

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// Duval is throwing carrots to students Student: Can we throw it back at you? Duval: No! The reason why I can throw it at you is because you know that it's coming. Duval(To a student): I'm so sorry for that time when I tried to hit Sudhish on purpose, but I hit you with a bottle cap instead.