#13311

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April 17, 2024, 12:09 p.m.

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Justin: You know, Ella should marry a guy with the last name Hu, and [hyphenate] her last name Justin: So she will be Ella Wu-Hu. Justin: And she should have a son to be a soccer player. a very short one, but that's beside the point. Justin: So people will go WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO

#11246

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Dec. 1, 2022, 2:35 p.m.

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//Fifa World Cup Noah: I'm half Congolese which used to be a Belgian colony so if I was on the team, I wouldn't have sold as hard as Lukaku did.

#6320

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March 19, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//I forgot the context Eric: ...sí, me gusta el fútbol mucho. Cuadrado: Sí, como un hispano.

#5730

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Jan. 7, 2016, 11:08 a.m.

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//Day of Blair soccer game vs. WJ in Magnet Statistics Stein: "Everyone write a probability down as the title of your homework" *everyone in class writes titles* Stein: "Jordi, what's yours?" Jordi: "What is the portability Blair soccer wins tonight? 1" *Class and Stein laugh* Stein: "OK. Jimmy what's yours?" *Jimmy laughs uncontrollably* Jimmy: "What's the probability that Jimmy scores tonight? .999" *Class laughs loudly* Stein: "Oh my god, you're the most conceited person ever." //That night Blair Soccer won, and Jimmy scored two goals, both assisted by Jordi.