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88

Dec. 1, 2023, 8:24 p.m.

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// Stein is talking about his pipe dream of writing a murder mystery novel Stein: My retirement advisor had me list out all my sources of income and I put "Netflix stipend" as one of them. Stein: He asked me what that was and I explained that I thought my novel was gonna be so successful that Netflix would turn it into a show. Stein: And he was like, "yeah, maybe leave that off the list for now"

#12556

810

Nov. 20, 2023, 7:54 a.m.

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// Stats presentations Elliot: Here is a picture of a woman playing the slot machine at Atlantic City.

#12532

24

Nov. 16, 2023, 9:06 a.m.

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// Stat presentations Diego: Sorry about that, I wrote that at 2 in the morning.

#12531

1010

Nov. 16, 2023, 8:13 a.m.

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// Student is presenting on Alabama; Stein starts mumbling Sweet Home Alabama Diego: I didn't take you for a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan, Mr. Stein Stein: I'm not a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan

#12011

66

Aug. 28, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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// SSSR, looking at school rankings Stein: Students get 7 points, teachers get a measly 3 points? Stein: That's some bullshit!

#12010

77

Aug. 28, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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// Senior Seminar in Statistical Research Stein: What were you guys doing in 2006? Student: Being born.

#12009

-19

Aug. 28, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Stein: So this year MCPS bought this fancy new system called RemindHub. Stein: The best part is that I can call you at any time, just to say "hiiii". Andy: If you love RemindHub, you'll love RemindHub Premium.

#5443

1515

April 1, 2015, 8:51 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Whatever, if I fail here, I'll just go back and eat my orange slices.