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⚐ Report// Stats presentations Elliot: Here is a picture of a woman playing the slot machine at Atlantic City.
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⚐ ReportElliott: You know that trip, they pay for Jews to go to Israel for ten days? Elliott: I applied for that, even though I'm not Jewish Elliott: I got rejected
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⚐ ReportStein: Sarah, are you doing alright? *Sarah gives thumbs up* Stein: The bin is not a hat, the bin is for your phones. Stein: I see that Elliot needs to put his phone in the bin. *Everyone frantically puts their phone in pocket/backpack*
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⚐ Report//Block B Chem, discussing the tissue paper hot air balloon lab. Elliot: Wait, isn't tissue paper flammable? Pham: *smiling* Of course! You light, it burn all up! Elliot: So why would we use flames to...? Pham: Cause it fun to watch when you fail! Guy, you don't know me well yet.
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⚐ Report//at crew Elliot: Holy shit, theres a HUGE boat headed our way! Contreras: wow, can we we weigh 'nuff and look? Elliot: Yea sure. All 4, weigh nuff! //Everyone turns around to look. //A little pleasure craft strolls by. Everyone: What?!