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#9348
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⚐ ReportSubayi: This class must be very boring. // Students enthusiastically nod their heads Subayi: I don't know why you're taking it. Student: We have to take two years of a language Subayi: Go, take Spanish instead. Maybe that will be more interesting.
#9314
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⚐ Report// preparation for oral Subayi: If I see you butchering these words, I will butcher your grade.
#9297
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⚐ ReportSubayi: This is a good activity to make you think a bit. I know you don't like thinking, but you gotta do it.
#9294
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⚐ ReportStudent has phone out in class Subayi: Put your phone away! Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Yes, just don't bring your phone. Student: Can I go to the counselor's office then? Subayi: No. Why are you spending so much time on your phone, anyway? Are you texting some sweetheart? It's not worth it to date kids in high school, you'll probably break up anyway. I was dumped a thousand times by the time I was 15! He probably has bad breath and doesn't shower, anyway.
#9211
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⚐ Report// recommending students memorise a list of French verbs Subayi: Now, I know this is not worth memorising. If it's some song you like, where for the past 15, 20 minutes, you've been hearing the S-word and the F-word -- that, you memorise very quickly. Subayi: But something that matters to your grade, like this? No.
#6080
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⚐ ReportMr. Subayi: The Bible says "If someone kills someone, you have the right to go and kill them first...READ THE BIBLE, IT'S IN THERE."
#5345
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⚐ Report//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.