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March 19, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Street: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.



April 17, 2015, 11:47 p.m.

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//The day after spring break, when Rose had returned from San Francisco and announced that he was going to work at Google Rose: *frustrated with tedious algebra* This is like.. ugh... Noah: It's okay Mr. Rose. Think of your new job at Google! Rose: That's right, gotta think about the free food... Noah: And girls! Girls work at Google! Rose: Yeah, like, five... Glad that you're watching out for my dating opportunities Komo. Komo: What? Noah said that! Rose: There's a constant stream of sass always coming from this table, so your names are basically interchangeable.



May 16, 2014, 9:29 p.m.

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//Schwartz is handing out pieces of leftover FTC cookie-cake to 9th period Analysis II. Sam: I'm taking a second piece for Kejin [his girlfriend]. Schwartz: You'll give her the bigger one if you know what's good for you.



June 10, 2011, 5:59 p.m.

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Grossman: I have just one word of advice for the next two years of high school...don't date! Issac: Are you preaching one night stands?



Feb. 19, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Clay: So class, do not date until you are 30 years old! //A few days later Clay: This is why you are not allowed to dat until you are 28 years old. //Again, a few days later Clay: Young people are unwise! Do not date until 25! //2 days later Clay: As I said before, no dating until 30!



Feb. 7, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Theresa (on dating in the magnet): The odds are good but the goods are odd.