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#12838
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⚐ ReportRose: this is the kind of thing that will piss off Schafer, but this is America, so we are measuring sound in feet per second
#11668
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Pick a unit of volume. Srihari: Kevin //Schwartz writes "3 Kevin-vols", visibly confused Schwartz: Pick a unit of time. Kevin: Srihari Schwartz: ... Srihari, how old are you? Srihari: Uhhh ... 17. Schwartz: You are too young to have to think about that.
#10932
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Pick a unit of length! Class: Metres Schwartz: You guys are so boring. You could have picked teaspoons per hectare, or something. Too late. ... Pick a unit of time! Class: Seconds Schwartz: Ugh, you guys are killing me.
#5345
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⚐ Report//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.