// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair
//commenting on the English 12A curriculum, which includes existentialism, nihilism, absurdism, and Hamlet Stelzner: I don't know why they keep pushing suicide into seniors...everything goes back to suicide. Student: Do they want us to die?
//some girl walks into class, asks for scissors Gorss: They're right there //girl walks past Student: what are you making? //Gross makes wrist-slitting motions