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#12932
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: Bannister is such a specimen Student 1: I want to put him in a petri dish and study him and see if he grows Student 1: I want to study him Student 2: I wanna see if he absorbs water //later Student 1: If you tell Andy Ying that I said that then I'll tell my counselor that you're a sexual predator
#12931
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⚐ ReportBannister: This room is so small! Bannister: I'm so glad i'm thin so I can get around this room!
#12615
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⚐ Report//Talking about Ms. Fox Bannister: actually, she and I are dating! //later Bannister: just kidding no we're not.
#12346
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⚐ ReportBannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.
#12247
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⚐ ReportBannister: There was a recent hate incident at the school. There was a video of students doing the nazi salute outside of the school. Student: What is the nazi salute? Bannister: I don't even know it. //Bannister proceeds to do a nazi salute.
#12111
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⚐ Report// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair
#12081
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⚐ ReportTeacher: Can we get a round of applause for Mr. Bannister's teeth? Classroom: *applauds without question*