//Sysops meeting Hammond (in exaggerated elderly voice): In my day, we had to walk uphill two ways to school in the snow! Katz: Not uphill three ways? Hammond (same voice): We didn't have three directions back then! We lived in two-dimensional space, and we liked it! Hammond: It was enough for me, so it's enough for you!
//Talking about downloading a book for free, and the risk of downloading a virus Klein: That's why you do it on a school computer. Then it's Peter Hammond's problem. (pauses) Just kidding...its actually his sysops' problem.
Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*