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March 29, 2011, 11:12 p.m.

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Pham: Theresaaa... why you ruin Gibi's life??

Theresa and Gibi have a sort of love/hate relationship, only without the love.

pham, theresa, gibi



March 25, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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Theresa: I'm not going to have sex until I'm thirty! Teacher: Poor Gibi...

gibi and theresa have what could be described as a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship

theresa, gibi



March 24, 2011, 10:26 p.m.

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Gibi: It'd be better if I were a cheap stripper.

At least he used the correct subjunctive mood.

stripper, gibi



March 3, 2011, 1:52 p.m.

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Gibi: What do you want, Amanda?! Amanda: I want to eat a dog.



Feb. 8, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...



Feb. 6, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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Gibi: We noticed that the overhead projector was smoking. Theresa: Really? What was it smoking?



Dec. 26, 2010, 9:41 p.m.

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Theresa: You could jump off the ski lift and _fly_ to the porcupine! Gibi: You do not know how many times I considered doing that.

Over gchat, regarding Gibi's vacation in the snowy part of Utah.

theresa, gibi



Dec. 9, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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Gibi: Why are all the black boys in the magnet actually Japanese?



Nov. 21, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Gibi: So, any book can be expressed as a linear combination of Shakespeare's plays.



Oct. 12, 2010, 11:39 p.m.

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Gibi: Oh gods, I don't want to hear my father sing. Theresa: Do his hips not lie? Gibi: I've never talked to them. Do you regularly speak with your father's hips? Theresa: ...that's the weirdest question I've ever been asked.