#3172

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March 29, 2011, 11:12 p.m.

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Pham: Theresaaa... why you ruin Gibi's life??

#3149

2123

March 25, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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Theresa: I'm not going to have sex until I'm thirty! Teacher: Poor Gibi...

#3143

33

March 24, 2011, 10:26 p.m.

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Gibi: It'd be better if I were a cheap stripper.

#3018

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March 3, 2011, 1:52 p.m.

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Gibi: What do you want, Amanda?! Amanda: I want to eat a dog.

#2887

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Feb. 8, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...

#2877

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Feb. 6, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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Gibi: We noticed that the overhead projector was smoking. Theresa: Really? What was it smoking?

#2730

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Dec. 26, 2010, 9:41 p.m.

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Theresa: You could jump off the ski lift and _fly_ to the porcupine! Gibi: You do not know how many times I considered doing that.

#2656

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Dec. 9, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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Gibi: Why are all the black boys in the magnet actually Japanese?

#2592

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Nov. 21, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Gibi: So, any book can be expressed as a linear combination of Shakespeare's plays.

#2351

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Oct. 12, 2010, 11:39 p.m.

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Gibi: Oh gods, I don't want to hear my father sing. Theresa: Do his hips not lie? Gibi: I've never talked to them. Do you regularly speak with your father's hips? Theresa: ...that's the weirdest question I've ever been asked.