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Jan. 30, 2024, 8:30 a.m.

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Hallisey: if you're done with your program, don't write viruses on the school computers. Hallisey: If you need to, do it on a virtual machine on your own computer, or do it on one of these computers.



Jan. 22, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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//Avika is about to present her Ask a Biologist presentation about HPV Woodward: Let's hear about... HPV! Andrew Zhao: I think I have HPV



Sept. 18, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Woodward: even if Emily gets the common cold from Nahom, Emily: *fake sneezes* Woodward: that doesn't mean that the common cold is zoonotic even though [Emily and Nahom are] both animals.



Sept. 12, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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Adithi: Measles sounds like a great name for a pokemon // later Adithi: Chlamydia would be a great name for a child



Sept. 11, 2023, 9:28 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Don't tell the freshmen about blairbash Eric: or else they will get chronic blairbashing disease



March 29, 2022, 6:22 p.m.

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//opens one of the laptops for the students to use soon Hallisey (casually): Oh, right, someone installed a keylogger on this one.



March 26, 2021, 10:05 a.m.

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Lodal: The next thing -- the next thing is a thought virus I would like to install in your head, because it makes me happy.



May 11, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

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//Talking about downloading a book for free, and the risk of downloading a virus Klein: That's why you do it on a school computer. Then it's Peter Hammond's problem. (pauses) Just kidding...its actually his sysops' problem.