//In Comp Gov
Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer.
//Class laughs reluctantly
Bynum: ...okay, cool.
//Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes.
//Tom raises his hand.
Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"
//Mr. Clay is sitting next to Tom Chih, grading papers.
Tom: Hey, Mr. Clay, you need a babysitter?
Clay: Tom, I love you, but I'm not entrusting my six-week old baby to you.
Ori: It's been six weeks? Really?!
Clay: They grow up so fast.
Justine: Soon he'll be just like Tom.
Clay: If my son walks around with a dirty pillow for four years...