#2639

44

Dec. 5, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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//Mr. Clay is sitting next to Tom Chih, grading papers. Tom: Hey, Mr. Clay, you need a babysitter? Clay: Tom, I love you, but I'm not entrusting my six-week old baby to you. Ori: It's been six weeks? Really?! Clay: They grow up so fast. Justine: Soon he'll be just like Tom. Clay: If my son walks around with a dirty pillow for four years...

#2621

79

Dec. 1, 2010, 7:49 p.m.

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//Daniel Anderson is rifling through his lunch. He pulls out a banana in a Ziplock bag. Daniel: Why is my banana in a plastic bag?! Ori Perl: Because your banana needs protection! Daniel: No... just no... //Later Daniel: Wow, the peel broke... Ori: It's not protective anymore! Daniel: -facepalm-

#1449

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Feb. 3, 2010, 11:15 a.m.

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Contreras: sup, Orlz! Ori: ...? Contreras: It's like shirley, shirlz. Ori, orlz. Ori: I'm okay with that, just dont ask for any. Contreras: wha--OHH.