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#664

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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Mikey: I think a capacitor is like a spring. Schafer: A capacitor is like a toilet. Mario: What? Schafer: What? Mario: I didn't hear the whole conversation. Schafer: The whole conversation was, "A capacitor is like a toilet." It's pretty much my best analogy ever. Vikas, please explain. //Vikas defers to Ben, but Ben's explanation isn't funny Schafer: You're not a good storyteller. You haven't reached my level of maturity. You see, sometimes a small trickle is enough, but when you have a lot of business... //later, still talking about the analogy Schafer: I cannot use the four-letter word I want to use to describe this analogy. Poop.

#622

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Vikas is at the Promethean board Schafer: Mr. Tolnay wants the assist. //Vikas throws the pen at David //David is not paying attention, so the pen hits him