Mikey: I think a capacitor is like a spring.
Schafer: A capacitor is like a toilet.
Mario: I didn't hear the whole conversation.
Schafer: The whole conversation was, "A capacitor is like a toilet." It's pretty much my best analogy ever. Vikas, please explain.
//Vikas defers to Ben, but Ben's explanation isn't funny
Schafer: You're not a good storyteller. You haven't reached my level of maturity. You see, sometimes a small trickle is enough, but when you have a lot of business...
//later, still talking about the analogy
Schafer: I cannot use the four-letter word I want to use to describe this analogy. Poop.