Schafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww"
Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no.
Schafer: But who did you say no to?
Waychoff: My brother.
Schafer: Who would I have said no to?
Waychoff: Your wife.
Schafer: See that's the difference.
Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!
Mr. Pham: You have a million dolla'. You see a dolla' bill on the street. Do you pick it up?
Kathryn Waychoff: Yes! It's littering!
Mr. Pham: No!
Gibi: You could buy a soda for that, or give it to a Jewish person and make him really happy!