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⚐ ReportSchafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww" Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no. Schafer: But who did you say no to? Waychoff: My brother. Schafer: Who would I have said no to? Waychoff: Your wife. Schafer: See that's the difference. Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: You have a million dolla'. You see a dolla' bill on the street. Do you pick it up? Kathryn Waychoff: Yes! It's littering! (Laughter.) Mr. Pham: No! Gibi: You could buy a soda for that, or give it to a Jewish person and make him really happy! (Uproarious laughter.)