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#11699

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March 17, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Henry, presenting on the Battle of Stalingrad: You see that? That's scientific notation. Henry: Whenever you're talking about deaths in scientific notation, something bad happened.

#8548

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March 4, 2020, 7:40 p.m.

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//pd6 concert orchestra Ms Roberts: *opens mouth to speak* Josh, JJ, Vijay, Michael, and the rest of the orchestra: "AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEb"

#2954

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Feb. 19, 2011, 12:43 a.m.

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//discussing WWII paper rough drafts Stephens: So if your paper says "reinvent the wheel," then your paper is all screwed up.

#1627

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March 10, 2010, 6:36 p.m.

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//At the 2010 WWII Interdisciplinary... Parent: So, you've seen an American veteran who fought in Normandy, a soldier in the Russian cavalry, and many other veterans. So, I say we give a round of applause to the ones who are here with us tonight. Crowd: *applause* Parent: [turns to veteran next to him and says something in Russian, probably thank you or something] //Veteran nods as parent talks, then... Veteran: Sir, I have no idea what you just said.

A few seconds later, the crowd starts laughing and Dr. Simel bursts into hysterics. Parent says, "I thought you didn't look like one of my Russian vets!"

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