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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:05 p.m.

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//The class is not paying attention Hinkle: Okay, ladies and gentlemen! Yo! Shhhh! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!

#1437

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:11 p.m.

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//the class is objecting to Mr. Hinkle's examples involving ketchup, mustard, hamburgers, and hotdogs Student: What about Caesar salads? Hinkle: Remember, we're trying to stay mainstream here. None of that weird stuff. Only weird people eat salad! [...] Wait wait wait wait wait. Did someone just mention CAVIAR?

#1467

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:52 p.m.

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Pham: (cell phone rings) (picks it up) Hello? What, my heating out? Well I have class right now, you call back later, of course of course... (holds phone away from ear) (stares at it for a second) (hangs up)

#1470

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:57 p.m.

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Stein (talking about a hypotenuse of a triangle): "Now look at this chicken right here."

#1482

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Feb. 7, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Hinkle: They county would love to go, 'you're out of here Hinkle!' Pfffft! (Makes wild gestures towards the door)

#1506

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//After seeing groups' thermostat designs Schafer: So, 3 of these look like they COULD work. Out of 8. They all should work theoretically, but the universe just doesn't work that way. So I'm only expecting 3 to do anything. But, probably not all of them will, cuz you guys are gonna screw something up.

#1512

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Feb. 19, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Stein, while talking about superheroes fighting: "They just fight each other - BAM! BAM! - to a pulp!"

#1540

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Feb. 24, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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Kabemba: I always give women flowers, but they never want them. They say "did I ask you for flowers?"

#1583

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March 3, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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Stein: Can you guys stop looking up how many children they all have? It's not explanatory, and it's going to take you weeks. And by the time you're done, they might have more kids!

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March 9, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//the class is analyzing the writing style of The Awakening //Anderson reads an imagery-loaded sentence Anderson: Awww! There you can actually feel something. But what are you feeling? Friggin' ocean on your body.