#1210

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Dec. 18, 2009, 12:08 p.m.

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Cannon: Use of passive voice by students will result in receipt of few points by Ms. Cannon.

#1243

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!

#1260

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Jan. 5, 2010, 9:38 a.m.

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Student, imitating Hinkle: I have no problem with it, as long as you don't take it out of context. Hammond: Of course you're taking it out of context! It's BlairBash!

#1284

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Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Why are the prostitutes good? Winston: Because they take it

#1331

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!

#1382

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:57 a.m.

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Verrock: We're trying a "starving artists" approach. Find something that would otherwise be thrown away, and make art out of it. [...] Some turned out really well, and some are in that big plastic bag, right back where they came from.

#1384

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Jan. 21, 2010, noon

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Jacob: Look, the emergency stop button's covered up. Wiz: We pressed it, once. When I first got here, Mr. Osmond was still here. For a long time, the button didn't work. One day, he was showing me how it didn't work, and all the phone calls in the building got cut off. Of course, we knew nothing about it. *winks*

#1418

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Mythili: What are you doing!? That's not your esophagus! Give it back!

#1420

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:47 p.m.

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// in Quantum Video: ...[Einstein and Schrodinger] planned a full frontal assault on Neils Bohr! * class laughs *

#1432

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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//Tolnay is doing one of those Smith poem assignments during econ Hinkle: Ohhh! You have Dr. Smith! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! I pity the fool.