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Sept. 11, 2023, 7:27 a.m.

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Oliver: bruh like Santa hasn’t given me snow for the past two years Edem: That’s because you’re a naughty boy



April 27, 2018, 3:15 p.m.

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Mogge: If there were a santa in the north pole and a santa in the south pole... Mogge: Would they be independent clauses?



Sept. 8, 2016, 1:14 p.m.

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\\ Talking about the Belly of the Whale in our own lives and rites of passage Whitacre: We all have Belly of the Whale moments. For some males if you're not circumcised at the age of 25, you're still a kid. But we all have moments, rites of passage. Santa doesn't exist. BOOM. Rite of passage.

Talking about the Belly of the Whale in Comparative Religion. #HeroesJourney




Dec. 16, 2014, 8:25 p.m.

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Paul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?



June 22, 2010, 11:09 a.m.

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Rose: Let's get a couple of things out of the way: there's no Santa Claus; there's no tooth fairy. Does everyone still have their emotions under control?