#7611

4444

Sept. 25, 2018, 4:56 p.m.

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//In Logic Class Rose: What did you have for lunch? Jeremy: *quietly* Rice... Rose: Rice! Rice! Jeremy ate rice at lunch today and it changed him!

#7610

3133

Sept. 24, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

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//7th period bio with duval Duval: I've had dreams... Literal dreams of being able to photosynthesize Chad: have you had dreams of being an insect? Duval and class: *stares* Chad: I mean- you're an entomologist!

#7609

3030

Sept. 24, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: Lately, our baby just started screaming. She wouldn't stop until we gave her food. For the first 7 months we've raised her, she was the perfect, adorable baby, but... Joseph: She used to be the form of a baby.

#7608

911

Sept. 24, 2018, 9:16 a.m.

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//Polistat period 1 Stein: Siena College is livestreaming their polls-- I’ve sometimes watched them all night.

#7607

3838

Sept. 21, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 bio *Sam Lidz sneezes* Sloe: God bless your little heart! *Sam sneezes again* Sloe: Okay, that's enough...

#7606

04

Sept. 21, 2018, 1:22 p.m.

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Stein: That's not how you spell Fruit Loops

#7605

9197

Sept. 20, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Street: Your parents spend all this money buying a house in Potomac, yet you still end up going to a school in Silver Spring

#7602

1129

Sept. 20, 2018, 3:50 p.m.

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Carlos: So why don't you like the beach? Bracklinn: *deep breath* Bracklinn: I don't like sand. *laughter* Bracklinn: Seriously, though. It gets everywhere.

#7601

3333

Sept. 20, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: When I was younger, I went to a diner and they had "boneless chicken dinners" for 25 cents. Student: ? Street: No, by "boneless chicken dinners" they meant hard-boiled eggs.

#7600

1624

Sept. 20, 2018, 12:13 p.m.

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Nicole: Bubbles! Bubbles!! Bubbles!!! Bubbles!!!! Bubbles!!!!! Lodal: Whoever's saying "bubbles", you sound like a 2-year-old.