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#7799

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Dec. 10, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//ADSA Pd. 6 //It's Cheikh's actual birthday Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.

#7798

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Dec. 10, 2018, 10:22 a.m.

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Duval: You should shave your head, so I can touch your scalp.

#7797

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Dec. 10, 2018, 10:16 a.m.

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Duval: Will Bass is my favorite person to turn pink.

#7794

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Dec. 6, 2018, 8:12 a.m.

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Lodal: Can we, like, stop hitting each other?

#7793

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Dec. 6, 2018, 8:03 a.m.

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Lodal: If you walk faster than someone else, you're better than them.

#7792

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Dec. 6, 2018, 7:54 a.m.

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Lodal: Don't trip on the cords. Especially not the passive-aggressive Arthur cord where he puts it high enough that you can't step over it.

#7791

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Dec. 5, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

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Gonzalez: What happened to the wig, Shruti? Shruti: My head is too big. Gonzalez: No Shruti, the wig is too small.

#7789

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Dec. 5, 2018, 10:58 p.m.

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James: ...and that’s why it’s so very unstable Gonzalez: What are we talking about here, grades? Lara: No, the fragility index of the failed state of Norway

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#7788

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Dec. 5, 2018, 2:16 p.m.

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//ESS period 8 Noam: So is slate the flattest rock? Lodal: no... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn all look at each other and try very hard not to laugh* Lodal: Is there a bad pun to that? Bracklinn: ... Not for you... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn break down in laughter* *the rest of the class is just awkwardly watching* Lodal: I hate inside jokes. I want to be part of it, but I also really don't.

#7786

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Dec. 4, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

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//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!