#13081

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Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.

#13080

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Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex

#13079

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Uriel: Where's my woman singing in Italian?

#13078

24

Feb. 15, 2024, 2:29 p.m.

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// Scioly Detector Building, where you find the concentration of a salt solution with a device you built Jerry Song: Didn't Sophia use her tongue?

#13074

59

Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#13073

57

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:39 a.m.

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Sahu: If I punch you with a boxing glove, I'd punch you really hard Sahu: But if I punch you bare-knuckled, I'd restrain myself so I don't break my hand

#13072

57

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:36 a.m.

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Sahu: So you keep lighting things on fire...

#13071

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:22 a.m.

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Glenn: I can still tell embarrassing Alice stories Glenn: So she went home and told me that she asked Bernard to be her valentine Glenn: I've never heard of this Bernard character. Glenn: So later she told her dad that. Glenn: And her dad was like, maybe we can talk to Bernard's parents and have a playdate Glenn: because she's nine, and playdates are still a thing Glenn: Then she said, it wouldn't be a play date, it'd be a real date. Glenn: she's a hoo

#13070

59

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:03 a.m.

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Esther: Mr. Sahu, are your shoelaces untied? [...] Sahu: I just walk around with my shoelaces untied.

#13069

99

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:02 a.m.

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// Explaining arrays Sahu: If you're racist, I can make you non-racist