#7694

4749

Nov. 1, 2018, 5:21 p.m.

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// Someone accidentally inhales magic sand in Bio Duval: Don't snort the magic sand!

#7693

55

Nov. 1, 2018, 9:06 a.m.

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//Jeff is looking at images of Kyle Johnston on google Jeff: By the looks of it, Kyle Johnston is either going to be a baseball player or go to jail.

#7691

-1024

Oct. 31, 2018, 2:25 p.m.

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//Nicole in ADSA Gonzalez: *does something remotely funny* Nicole: *rushing to type it into blairbash*

#7690

103107

Oct. 31, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

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//misses main office call because he's dancing in the lab Gonzalez: I'm very good at this job.

#7688

1719

Oct. 31, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

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Steven: Grape tastes like a really clean bathroom.

#7687

-527

Oct. 31, 2018, 9:06 a.m.

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Wensen: Harvard is a piece of shit school that only looks good on paper.

#7684

8589

Oct. 30, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

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//Reading directions for schoolwide survey Lodal, angrily: "Read the directions in a natural tone of voice!!"

#7682

1212

Oct. 29, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

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//Ranting about messy handwriting on the whiteboard Rose: You have to pretend like you're better than you actually are. Like Hollywood.

#7681

4949

Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#7680

1517

Oct. 26, 2018, 5:40 p.m.

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//Answering a question Rose: You can read the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy. You get 5 minutes of pleasure for 1 minute of reading. //Later Rose: I do not recommend reading Kant's original works. You get 0.01 minutes of pleasure for 1 minute of reading.