#6832

311

Oct. 24, 2017, 11:54 a.m.

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//While talking about transformations in Precalc Kirk: After we transform this function, we can describe it in simplest terms as ... a butt!

#6827

1820

Oct. 23, 2017, 11:43 a.m.

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//Student 1 injured his arm over the weekend and was wearing a sling Schafer: What happened to you? Student 1: I drove my bike into a stationary car and fell on the ground. Schafer: The same thing happened to me, but I was 7 and learning how to ride a bike, what's your excuse?

#6822

2024

Oct. 20, 2017, 9:31 p.m.

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//Street looks suspiciously at Esther's hand during ninth pd R&E; there is a heart on it Street: Who's initials do you have inside that heart? //Esther slowly pulls back hand, embarrassed Street: It's ok. Denial is the first stage.

#6818

59

Oct. 20, 2017, 6:42 p.m.

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//Street accidentally pokes a student with a band saw blade Street: Didn't get blood, did I? Student: No, it's fine. Street: Darn. Let me try that again. //He pokes the student again, much harder

#6814

77

Oct. 20, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

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//Schwartz is using his fingers to explain proofs //He ends up making rude guestures Schwartz: Is this mathematically valid? Students (giggling): Yes. Schwartz: Then back off! It's MATH, not you-know-what!

#6813

1525

Oct. 20, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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//Schafer talking to Arthur about having on way too many jackets Schafer: Well I guess it’s going to be a really hot class. Alan: Yeah, cause I’m in it. *dabs* Schafer: Did you just dab? Alan: Yeah. Wanna try? Schafer: I’m good. Arthur: Hi good, I’m Arthur.

#6811

35

Oct. 20, 2017, 1:15 p.m.

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Street: You guys who didn't bring headphones, you can share the headphones. That is, if you nerdy people can stand to sit so close to each other.

#6809

1010

Oct. 19, 2017, 9:53 p.m.

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//Discussing Religious Crap Abby: I was confused for a very long time about that and thought that Jesus died and came back as the Easter bunny and so that’s what the Easter bunny is.

#6808

88

Oct. 19, 2017, 3:07 p.m.

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//T O O  M U C H   M A T H   L A T E R and a fraction that spans the entire whiteboard Schwartz: So this determines whether or not the matrix is invertible Schwartz: Let's call it... Anson: The determinator! Schwartz: Okay! *few statements later* So now we have defined what a determinant is Anson: No we defined a determinator.

#6799

1115

Oct. 18, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

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Street: So are the right-hand aviation snips red or green? Student: Uh.... I don't know... Street: Come on. Pick one. Student: Right is ... a color. //Street sighs Street: Okay, good. You sound like Trump.