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Feb. 17, 2024, 11:52 p.m.

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Alan Sai: あなたは개새끼です (anata wa gaesaekki-desu) Alan Sai: I don't know how to say "you are a" in Korean Alan Sai: So I'll say it in Japanese



Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex



Feb. 14, 2024, 2:17 p.m.

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protobowl question: "what country has mount everest?" Alan Sai: "Himalays"

protobowl moment




Dec. 22, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Nobody: Alan Sai: what 𨳍 is this!?!? Alan Sai: 仆街!

𨳍 and 仆街 are, respectively, cat6 and puk1 gaai1, both Cantonese vulgarities

alan, cursing



Nov. 11, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Alan: All the British do is 'colon'ize Alan: They 'colon'ize the colon, like large intestine Alan: They turn everything to shit.



Aug. 30, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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cable: wait was Julia in functions? alan: what are you making with Julia? szabo: what ... alan: oh I thought you were talking about the programming language.



Oct. 26, 2018, 9:14 a.m.

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Alan: Yo, California, can you give me some weed?



March 16, 2018, 10 p.m.

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Alan: So Gene's like a soda bottle, right? So there's a lot of pressure on him, and he gets kinda ... hard.



Jan. 16, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

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//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?



Oct. 30, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Talking about gravitational pull Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be- //Alan scoots closer to Shariar //Shariar sits awkwardly Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward. Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other? Class: Uh... Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it. Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away? Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces... Class: Ooh...