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Aug. 30, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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cable: wait was Julia in functions? alan: what are you making with Julia? szabo: what ... alan: oh I thought you were talking about the programming language.



Oct. 26, 2018, 9:14 a.m.

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Alan: Yo, California, can you give me some weed?



March 16, 2018, 10 p.m.

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Alan: So Gene's like a soda bottle, right? So there's a lot of pressure on him, and he gets kinda ... hard.



Jan. 16, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

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//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?



Oct. 30, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Talking about gravitational pull Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be- //Alan scoots closer to Shariar //Shariar sits awkwardly Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward. Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other? Class: Uh... Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it. Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away? Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces... Class: Ooh...



Oct. 20, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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//Schafer talking to Arthur about having on way too many jackets Schafer: Well I guess it’s going to be a really hot class. Alan: Yeah, cause I’m in it. *dabs* Schafer: Did you just dab? Alan: Yeah. Wanna try? Schafer: I’m good. Arthur: Hi good, I’m Arthur.



Sept. 25, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rajit is known for somehow always getting the extra papers in our magnet classes Rajit: Argh! It's like I'm a paper magnet!! Alan: Just like how you're a chick magnet



Sept. 13, 2017, 7:51 p.m.

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Math Team first meeting: Guang: So what is the best way to divide five muffins amongst three people? Student 1: Give me three, and the other two one. Student 2: Evenly. Student 3: Just buy a sixth muffin. Alan: Muffins never come in five packs anyways.



Sept. 12, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

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Alan: Do we have pop quizzes in this class? Piper: No, we have mom quizzes. Alan: Okay. Wait, what? Piper: Mom quizzes are more gentle. //laughter

Mom quizzes are better than pop quizzes.

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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

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Talking about one dimensional motion Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up. //applause //Alan dabs Schafer: ...Did you just dab? //Alan nods Schafer: That was not dab-worthy. //laughter

Best possible moment to dab is when explaining simple physics concepts.

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