#13244

1111

March 25, 2024, 9:42 a.m.

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Alan Sai: I'm gonna teach you how to order dimsum la Alan: so you point at what you want and you say "yat go" (一個) Alan: If you want more, you say "leung go (兩個)"，"sam go (三個)", etc. Alan: if they don't give you what you want you say "puk gai 仆街" (roughly meaning "[go] drop [dead] on a street") Alan: if you still don't give you what you want you say "HAM GA TSAN (冚家鏟)" (roughly meaning "death to your family")

#13096

57

Feb. 17, 2024, 11:52 p.m.

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Alan Sai: あなたは개새끼です (anata wa gaesaekki-desu) Alan Sai: I don't know how to say "you are a" in Korean Alan Sai: So I'll say it in Japanese

#13080

1012

Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex

#13062

57

Feb. 14, 2024, 2:17 p.m.

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protobowl question: "what country has mount everest?" Alan Sai: "Himalays"

#12799

44

Dec. 22, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Nobody: Alan Sai: what 𨳍 is this!?!? Alan Sai: 仆街！

#12506

1515

Nov. 11, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Alan: All the British do is 'colon'ize Alan: They 'colon'ize the colon, like large intestine Alan: They turn everything to shit.

#10736

66

Aug. 30, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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cable: wait was Julia in functions? alan: what are you making with Julia? szabo: what ... alan: oh I thought you were talking about the programming language.

#7679

1012

Oct. 26, 2018, 9:14 a.m.

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Alan: Yo, California, can you give me some weed?

#7332

1313

March 16, 2018, 10 p.m.

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Alan: So Gene's like a soda bottle, right? So there's a lot of pressure on him, and he gets kinda ... hard.

#7118

08

Jan. 16, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

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//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?