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Dec. 12, 2025, 12:46 p.m.

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Shaun: When you are exploding the bacteria, do you make sure you do it in a humane way? Arthur: no we don't really care about the bacteria

#13686

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Dec. 3, 2025, 12:34 p.m.

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Aiden Liu: Arthur, what's the point of being gay if you're not actually gay

#13354

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May 1, 2024, 2:10 p.m.

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Arthur: Why do they need Spanish citations on Wikipedia? Arthur: The Spanish should stick to eating ham and tomatoes.

#13353

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May 1, 2024, 2:09 p.m.

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Arthur: We must let Covid inside of us because it is the second coming of Christ.

#13231

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March 21, 2024, 8:55 p.m.

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// HSAB theory Arthur: The bigger it gets, the softer it gets. // Earlier Eric: Gibbs free energy? More like jizz free energy.

#13216

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March 19, 2024, 2:04 p.m.

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Arthur: Arlynda! Mrs. Arlynda! Sai: Who's that!? Sai: Wait [Mrs. Jorgensen's] first name is Arlynda? Sai: I didn't know that because I respect her too much! Sai: I only know the first names of teachers I don't respect. Arthur: Like Lodal? Sai: well he gives that information out for free

#11313

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Dec. 13, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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//Talking about Of Mice and Men quiz Arthur: It didn't seem like the Great Depression, nobody was depressed!

#8403

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Nov. 26, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//pd 6 FOT Mr. Kaluta: Every old person has arthritis Arthur: I also have arthuritis Mr. Kaluta: *laughs* Blairbash! Blairbash!

#7048

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Dec. 15, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: You can't fall any more than the ball in front of you in free fall. Fall fall fall! Arthur: It's winter. Schafer: Well actually it's not officially winter until next week. So... FALL FALL FALL!!!

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Nov. 21, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

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//getting excited about a theorem Schwartz (energetically): Are you ready?! Arthur: No. I'm Arthur Schwartz (chuckling): Oh, you're going to make a great dad someday.