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May 1, 2024, 2:10 p.m.

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Arthur: Why do they need Spanish citations on Wikipedia? Arthur: The Spanish should stick to eating ham and tomatoes.



May 1, 2024, 2:09 p.m.

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Arthur: We must let Covid inside of us because it is the second coming of Christ.



March 21, 2024, 8:55 p.m.

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// HSAB theory Arthur: The bigger it gets, the softer it gets. // Earlier Eric: Gibbs free energy? More like jizz free energy.



March 19, 2024, 2:04 p.m.

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Arthur: Arlynda! Mrs. Arlynda! Sai: Who's that!? Sai: Wait [Mrs. Jorgensen's] first name is Arlynda? Sai: I didn't know that because I respect her too much! Sai: I only know the first names of teachers I don't respect. Arthur: Like Lodal? Sai: well he gives that information out for free



Dec. 13, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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//Talking about Of Mice and Men quiz Arthur: It didn't seem like the Great Depression, nobody was depressed!



Nov. 26, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//pd 6 FOT Mr. Kaluta: Every old person has arthritis Arthur: I also have arthuritis Mr. Kaluta: *laughs* Blairbash! Blairbash!



Dec. 15, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: You can't fall any more than the ball in front of you in free fall. Fall fall fall! Arthur: It's winter. Schafer: Well actually it's not officially winter until next week. So... FALL FALL FALL!!!



Nov. 21, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

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//getting excited about a theorem Schwartz (energetically): Are you ready?! Arthur: No. I'm Arthur Schwartz (chuckling): Oh, you're going to make a great dad someday.



Oct. 24, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

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//Talking about tension Schafer: Because I want an absurd answer, I'm going to ask the most absurd person in the class. Carlos: Arthur Schafer: Yep. Schafer: Arthur! Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Scafer: Is the box accelerating down? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Thank you, Arthur.



Oct. 20, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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//Schafer talking to Arthur about having on way too many jackets Schafer: Well I guess it’s going to be a really hot class. Alan: Yeah, cause I’m in it. *dabs* Schafer: Did you just dab? Alan: Yeah. Wanna try? Schafer: I’m good. Arthur: Hi good, I’m Arthur.