#6628

13

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:47 p.m.

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//Everest raises his hand; Mr. Schwartz calls on him Everest: Hi. Schwartz: Hello?

#6627

713

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

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//Bracklinn wearing Ivy's red volleyball jacket with the hood on Ivy: Hey look it's Little Red Riding Hood! Oh Grandma, why is your skin so white? Eric L.: Isn't Bracklinn supposed to ask that to the wolf? Bracklinn: Yes, Eric. And second of all, look at yourself Ivy! You're like whiter than me. Ivy: Oh Grandma, why are you so short? Bracklinn: To make others have a higher self-esteem.

#6623

99

Sept. 20, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: No one fell in love today? You all LIE. High schoolers fall in love every 2 minutes!

#6620

1414

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:44 a.m.

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Lodal: I hate when people use comic sans. People always use it to just be annoying. Gautom: But there are teachers who use it all the time for everything. Lodal: They're just stupid. (pause) You know the kids that went to school with you in elementary school and got C's and D's? Lodal: Well, they're in the economy somewhere.

#6615

2121

Sept. 19, 2017, 4:40 p.m.

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Street: I'm going to give you guys- I'm not trying to be sexist- some advice. Don't piss off the teacher, and don't piss off the girls. //Laughter Street: If one hates you, they'll all hate you. And maybe when you're older and not as saturated with testosterone, she'll find it in herself to forgive you and you might be able to get a date.

#6614

1212

Sept. 19, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

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Steven: The thing about a social life in the magnet is... //Takes off glasses Steven: It doesn't exist.

#6613

711

Sept. 19, 2017, 4:32 p.m.

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//Steven stomps around I'm so salty! //Throws starbursts

#6612

55

Sept. 19, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

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Whitacre: Jewish people will have a legitimate excuse for missing school. The rest of you guys can say, "Thank you for the Jewish thing!"

#6611

1010

Sept. 17, 2017, 11:35 a.m.

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//Summer Math Week (Factoring Camp) Rose: When Steven doubts me, I get scared. //later Rose: He's no Steven Qu... But then again, who is?

#6608

1313

Sept. 15, 2017, 10:31 p.m.

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//Schafer explaining how he outran a student many years ago Schafer: This student of mine, many years ago, said that he was faster than me. I didn't want to make such a big deal out of it, so I said no you're not, but he demanded to race me, so we had a race, and I won. But then, he demanded to race again, so we did, and I won again. Right after the second race, he threw up, so I was like hey, are you ok? Student: I ran way too fast. Schafer: I had to call his parents and say: ya I made your son throw up in physics today by beating him in a race twice. That was an awkward conversation.