//giving a presentation on a disease in bio
Chad: okay so this is worded a bit weirdly but based on what Wikipedia said...
Duval: *raises her eyebrows*
Chad: I- I mean, based on a source we got from Wikipedia...
//7th period bio with duval
Duval: I've had dreams... Literal dreams of being able to photosynthesize
Chad: have you had dreams of being an insect?
Duval and class: *stares*
Chad: I mean- you're an entomologist!
//in freshman phys
schafer: now, if i took chad's phone
chad: *glances up from phone*
schafer: and smashed it into tiny pieces so i could take ppick out the camera flash, that would be an example of a capacitator
Schafer: This is the coolest thing you'll see today.
Chad: I don't believe you.
Schafer: Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet?
Chad: Uh, sure.
Schafer: Here's how sure I am that I'll win. If you don't think it's cool, then you can have my job.
//Tad says something stupid
//Schwartz tells him to stop
//Chad laughs at Tad
Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb.
Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before!
Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.