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Sept. 24, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

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//7th period bio with duval Duval: I've had dreams... Literal dreams of being able to photosynthesize Chad: have you had dreams of being an insect? Duval and class: *stares* Chad: I mean- you're an entomologist!



Jan. 20, 2018, 12:29 a.m.

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//in freshman phys schafer: now, if i took chad's phone chad: *glances up from phone* schafer: and smashed it into tiny pieces so i could take ppick out the camera flash, that would be an example of a capacitator



Dec. 17, 2017, 12:22 p.m.

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Schafer: Some are you are blessed with big, beautiful ears. *flaps his own ears* But some of you... *glares at Chad*



Dec. 14, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the coolest thing you'll see today. Chad: I don't believe you. Schafer: Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet? Chad: Uh, sure. Schafer: Here's how sure I am that I'll win. If you don't think it's cool, then you can have my job.



Dec. 6, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

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//chad throws his water bottle into the recycling bin with good aim Class: Oooh! Schafer (snickering): Dude, that's the PAPER recycling bin. *rolls eyes*



Dec. 6, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining Physics of Music Day Schafer: So if you're not musically inclined like SOME people... *gesticulates wildly at Chad*



Nov. 8, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

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Schafer: So there is a bad word very similar to "centripetal" that we will never use in this class. Chad: Centrifugal! Schafer: And now we know that Chad will fall into every trap I lay for him.



Oct. 25, 2017, 7:40 p.m.

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//after using Chad as an example of tension Student: So what do we call Chad's force? Schafer: F contact. //pause Schafer: Or f chad.



Oct. 12, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

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//Tad says something stupid //Schwartz tells him to stop //Chad laughs at Tad Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb. Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before! Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.