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#9126

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April 29, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: We're talking about the donut flesh of this mutant donut, because no-one likes holes. Tad: I don't even like donuts \\later Schwartz: The interior of C is the flesh of the mutant eclair.

#9078

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April 6, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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//logic chat Bracklinn: spoiler alert Euclid was ME Aaron L: I knew it Gabe: so she was a woman... Kevin: *is. Bracklinn is still alive. Lidz: Bracklinn is actually an incarnation of a phoenix, we just get to know her as a teenager. Tad: dang, time to believe in reincarnation Gabe: oh sorry i was under the impression that she had time travelled. and wait, isn't she like a dead plant or something? Kevin: oh true she's not alive. Euclid *was* a woman. Lidz: Well she clearly isn't dead. She might not be alive, but dead would be ridiculous. Aaron L: That's what she wants you to think Kevin: dead plants are dead are they not Lidz: my senses won't accept it Kevin: your senses lie to you Sam Michio: Rely on reason Lidz: I reason that Bracklinn must not exist, because otherwise she would exist, which is logically impossible. Jennifer Li: brack dne Bracklinn: but then where would the elements come from Aaron L: The periodic table

#9068

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March 25, 2021, 2:46 p.m.

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//sam lidz being iconic in complex "I forgot derivatives aren't just algebra" "I feel like there's no time in between 'learning long division' and 'knows how to differentiate all functions'" "I also can't remember a time when I didn't sound like Rose" "10 is not an important number." *schwartz holds up his 10 fingers in front of the camera* "Well, the real world isn't important." //bonus Tad: every day I get more and more convinced that Lidz is a lizard person.

#9024

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Feb. 25, 2021, 1:58 p.m.

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//AP Lit //A different vocab quiz is scheduled //Tad brings in stuffed animals again Ms. O'Connor: "OK, OK, I get it. Now if you'll go over to canvas now and we'll take our vocab quiz redo." *The quiz is broken. None of the answers showed up. We couldn't complete it.* Many students: "Something is wrong with the quiz." Ms. O'Connor: "I'll take a look." *two minutes later* Ms. O'Connor: "Well, I'm sorry. I messed up. Looks like there's not going to be a quiz today after all."

#9010

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Feb. 18, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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//there was a vocab quiz scheduled for the last few minutes of class in AP Lit Tad: "Ms. O'Connor, if I show you my stuffed animals can we not have the quiz today?" Ms. O'Connor (laughing): "Well, you can show them." Tad: *shows off stuffed animals* //specifically Fighter the tiger, Grason the fox, and Squirrel the squirrel Ms. O'Connor: "I love stuffed animals! Anyway, everybody head to canvas. We'll star-" //about 30 seconds of silence Tad (in chat): "Is she frozen?" Dheeraj (in chat): "yes" //another 10 seconds or so *Zoom gives us a notice saying "the host has disconnected."* //another minute or so *Ms. O'Connor reconnects, joins the call, and lets us all back in. The class bursts out laughing.* Ms. O'Connor: "That was some Harry Potter stuff." *Tad holds up Lord Bawk Bawk the chicken* Tad: "Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! BAWK!!!" Tad: "I warned you. I warned you Ms. O'Connor, and you doubted me. You shouldn't have done that!" Ms. O'Connor: "OK, so there won't be a quiz today after all." Tad (holding up Lord Bawk Bawk again): "BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!"

#8666

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:09 p.m.

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//logic Tad: I can overemphasize syllables like Italians do Rose: I would like to hear that Rose: Maybe not right now though

#8664

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:05 p.m.

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//logic, discussing models in terms of pool parties and rules //when discussing "libertarian pool parties" someone asked for a definition and tad said a party where you can run, do drugs, drown people, whatever Gosley: you see, that's what happens with libertarian pool parties. Tad drowns you and you have no fun. Tad: Hey, no kink shaming here. Some people like being drowned.

#8662

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Oct. 16, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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//logic Samantha: Personally I think drowning people is less good than the other examples you provided Tad. Tad: Well it depends Tad: Are you the drowner or the drownee? Tad: Because one way it's extremely fun, and the other way you're dead Samantha: I believe we may have different definitions of fun

#8457

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Jan. 10, 2020, 2:41 p.m.

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//AP World Tad (out of nowhere): Why is this site about vaping and how to make a vape not blocked by school WiFi? Seat: Why are you even on that site to begin with? Tad: I searched up "Steam Engine."

Steam engines are truly revolutionary.

seat, tad

#8376

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Nov. 1, 2019, 3:14 p.m.

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//AP World 9th Period Tad: I can take different viewpoints even if I don't believe them, that's called being a republican in Silver Spring!