#8512

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Feb. 21, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

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//Applied Stat Stein: So I was asked him, "Can I have the raw data?" and he's like sure. Stein: But get this, he sends me the raw data in a Word document.

#8511

-121

Feb. 20, 2020, 3:37 p.m.

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Charlotte: Noam, you like have a type. Charlotte: Everyone has a type. Noam: So what's your type? Charlotte: I don't know. I don't have a type.

#8510

1418

Feb. 19, 2020, 2:11 p.m.

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//teaching the calvin cycle in cell phys Sloe: So I think of Calvin, then I think of Calvin Klein underwear, then I think of David Beckham in Calvin Klein underwear - the photo on the bus - and then I think of photosynthesis!

#8507

4040

Feb. 18, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

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Carlos: Now, I mean, he also told me that this, like, Muslim princess crime lord's daughter was his girlfriend so take this with a grain of salt-

#8506

923

Feb. 14, 2020, 4:35 p.m.

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//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!

#8505

418

Feb. 14, 2020, 11:36 a.m.

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//Stein walks into 312 at lunch Stein: I have a joke about a joke, and I want you guys to rate it from 1 to 10. Stein: That joke was so bad... now you guys say "how bad?" Students: How bad? Stein: That joke was so bad, it crossed the street during lunch. *small amount of laughter, general confused muttering* Stein: Now rate it 1 to 10. *Students rate it low* Stein: I'll estimate an average of 8. //Stein leaves

#8504

1717

Feb. 13, 2020, 1:53 p.m.

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Halperin: Economics could be a science if they tried hard enough

#8503

5555

Feb. 13, 2020, 10:56 a.m.

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//millikan's oil drop experiment Schafer: he basically had excel anyways, he had a lab journal and a grad student

#8501

3838

Feb. 12, 2020, 10:20 p.m.

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//Overhearing Ostrander and Schafer chatting in the hallway Ostrander: "...yeah, and he'll eat all my mints in the first week." Schafer: "Oh, I do that too."

#8499

3032

Feb. 11, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, Rose is trying to demonstrate something by plugging in a negative number and Stein walks in Rose: Hey Mr. Stein! What's the biggest negative number you can think of? Stein: *pauses* Stein: Negative nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine Stein: *pauses again* Stein: Point nine nine nine Rose: *looks at Stein strangely* Rose: Alright... How about uh, something a bit smaller, like -1000? Stein: *disapprovingly* That's not very big