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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:15 p.m.

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Hinkle: You look at the deer and you're like, "hmm, that's a yummy-lookin' deer. I'm gonna get me a venison dinner." Or "hmm, that's a good-lookin' rabbit." Or squirrel. [...] Squirrels? Questionable. But I'd eat deer any day.

#565

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Hinkle, I don't have any problem killin' a Bambi or anything like that.

#564

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Hinkle: If you go to the Eastern shore and you trespass on other peoples' property -- as I did on a few of my hunts -- well, the people are not so friendly.

#563

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//as activity buses are about to leave Shirley: Tell us a story! Mr. O-O-Ostrander: Go get on your bus. They leave in 30 seconds. Shirley: Tell us a short story! Mr. O-O-O: All my stories are long stories. Shirley: Tell us a 20-second story! Mr. O-O-O: [thinks] Once, I caught a fish. It was _this_ big. [indicates with hands]

#562

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Ravilious: World history is important. Who's going to hire you if you don't know anything about Sumerian liver reading?

#561

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Ravilious: You'll regret not paying attention when you get a -1 on the AP Exam!

#560

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Sept. 25, 2009, 10:17 a.m.

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Shirley: What are those things? Hammond: They're big, they make strange noises, they do something with electricity, and I'm afraid they're giving me cancer.

#559

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Sept. 25, 2009, 9:27 a.m.

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Hammond: That's clever for about five seconds.

#558

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Sept. 24, 2009, 4:10 p.m.

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//talking about Monastic Friday Ms. Duval: If you call me mother and I call you brother, that's just weird. Jacob: It's like Oedipus Rex! Ms. Duval: I don't wanna live in that family.

#557

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Sept. 23, 2009, 2:22 p.m.

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//passing Jacob in the hallway, realizing for the first time that he is not Ozzie Mr. Freeman: Yes, I know that's not you.