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March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.



Feb. 23, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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//going through text on label Kaluta: Next is "huz". Class: Hertz? Kaluta: No, "huz". I'm a silly teacher. Class: Huz? Kaluta: It's "hertz", you silly kids!



Jan. 19, 2021, 10:06 a.m.

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Schafer: It would be really weird if when you unplugged your phone charger, the rest of your house went off Schafer: That'd be not ideal



Sept. 25, 2009, 10:17 a.m.

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Shirley: What are those things? Hammond: They're big, they make strange noises, they do something with electricity, and I'm afraid they're giving me cancer.