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Sept. 23, 2021, 3:33 p.m.

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// in marine bio Hui: Damselfish are hard to kill. Also cheap. Pretty, cheap, and hard to kill. Hui, under his breath: Like me!



Jan. 5, 2021, 9:30 a.m.

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Duval: If my banana were a fish...



Jan. 26, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

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Schafer: Fish is the most important word in the English language.

Fish Fish fish fish. Of course, No is the second most important

fish, schafer



Nov. 12, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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Pham: I get fish this weekend. I put it in a cup of water. You know what happen? It die!



Nov. 10, 2010, 10:57 p.m.

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Theresa: Shut up! I was totally sober when I kissed that fish!



Sept. 25, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//as activity buses are about to leave Shirley: Tell us a story! Mr. O-O-Ostrander: Go get on your bus. They leave in 30 seconds. Shirley: Tell us a short story! Mr. O-O-O: All my stories are long stories. Shirley: Tell us a 20-second story! Mr. O-O-O: [thinks] Once, I caught a fish. It was _this_ big. [indicates with hands]