Duval: If my banana were a fish...
Schafer: Fish is the most important word in the English language.
Pham: I get fish this weekend. I put it in a cup of water. You know what happen? It die!
Theresa: Shut up! I was totally sober when I kissed that fish!
//as activity buses are about to leave Shirley: Tell us a story! Mr. O-O-Ostrander: Go get on your bus. They leave in 30 seconds. Shirley: Tell us a short story! Mr. O-O-O: All my stories are long stories. Shirley: Tell us a 20-second story! Mr. O-O-O: [thinks] Once, I caught a fish. It was _this_ big. [indicates with hands]