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⚐ Report//on wacky tacky day Mr. Hammond: Any wacky-tackiness you see is just the inherent wacky-tacky in me.
#554
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⚐ ReportPham: They do not like food, bookbags, and overheads -- what you call *puts his hands over his head* -- headphones!
#552
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⚐ ReportSchafer: You say, "Pain fades, wounds heal, and chicks dig scars." So on your discharge paper, it says, "Patient does not want stitches, comma space, chicks dig scars."
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*
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⚐ ReportPiper: He's 37. How old are you? He could be your father! I could be teaching my children's children. That's a scary thought. Magnet students having children? That's another scary thought.
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⚐ Report//Ms. Piper fills in for Mr. Pham during linalg one morning Ms. Piper: Mr. Ostrander wasn't sure if there was a lesson plan, so he said to teach lines algebraically. In case you didn't know his sense of humor.
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⚐ Report//On political ideologies: Swaney: If you're conservative you have no heart, and if you're liberal you have no brain.