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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:46 p.m.

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Louis: Do you remember your question? Lockwood: Something about the mentors... Jacob: Dementors? Lockwood: *The* mentor. Louis: They may be the same thing.

#511

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:46 p.m.

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Louis: If there are conventions in your field, follow those over the ones in the class. Sorry. Duval: It's okay. I haven't told them anything yet.

#510

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Duval: Guys! This is ridiculous! Stop arguing about who sits where and just find a flippin' seat!

#509

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Amy Xiao: Jacob, why are you wearing a shirt that says "I love latex?" Eric: It's so stretchy, you know. Sophia: No, not that latex!

#508

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Sept. 4, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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//during a game of Blammo Jacob: Hi spoon! *Jacob and Erik tap their spoons together* Erik: That sounds like something you do after sex when you're on drugs.

#506

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Sept. 3, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: The reason I make you do these appointment clocks is because it makes you feel like you actually have appointments. It's like pretending to have friends.

#505

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Sept. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie (types): SELECT * FROM YOUR_MOM Jacob: That would work if your mom were a table.

#504

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Sept. 3, 2009, 12:02 a.m.

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Hinkle: Do you have a sibling who took this class? Student: Yeah, I think so. Hinkle: Do you know how he did? Student: No. Hinkle: Well, that's obvious. If you did, you wouldn't be taking this class.

#502

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Sept. 1, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: What you call when rock fall from sky and hit Earth?

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July 23, 2009, 8:59 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.