//8thpd studyhall Wylie: Is it just me, or are all the girls here looking better today? Contreras: ...the hell, I think you're right!
Wenting: Hey Wylie, I've always wondered something about white offense [Wylie/Contreras laugh a bit] Wenting: Like, no offense or anything, you know, white people anatomy [Wylie/Contreras laughing] Wenting: Why're you guys laughing?!
// on the bus to crew practice Fernando: They're not really singing, they're just talking out of tune. Wylie: Yeah, that's what rap is.
Wylie: The issue with Mr. Pham is he doesn't do a good Pham accent.
//Shirley purchases pizza from Wylie, who is fundraising for Silver Quill Pham: Why you always eat pizza, drinking soda in the lab during my class?! Do your work! Shirley: Oh, sorry. *taps card, opens door, enters sysop room* //sysops, all of whom are eating pizza and some of whom are drinking soda, wave at Mr. Pham Pham: You guys-- //door swings shut Pham: *looks exasperated and walks away*
Wylie (types): SELECT * FROM YOUR_MOM Jacob: That would work if your mom were a table.
Mr. Schafer: *animal noises* Wylie: Are you imitating a pterodactyl or a kitten? Mr. Schafer: Actually a pterodactyl eating a kitten.